The event is: early Saturday
The toddler is: down with a cold
The infant is: still nursing every few hours during the day
The husband and I: might get sick any day now
I could try to make early period nursing garb and a pair of nice satchels.
I could wear a Ren Faire chemise and bodice and use the smelly tent canvas satchels we already have.
Survey says: Don't be an overachieving moron and ruin your last week of maternity leave. Take the easy option. (And besides, it's an excuse to wear the Awesome Ren Faire Hat.)