"Who's the 'B' for?" he asked.
"Ben!" I replied indignantly. (Ben being the actual to-be-bestowed name for Mr. Due On Thursday.)
The Dear Spouse apologized profusely. He assumed the "M" stocking was for him and couldn't figure out how I was a "B".
...okay, I have to admit that I was looking for the "S" stockings when I saw the "M" and remembered that my first child's name is not really Spud.