The. Election. Will. Be. OVER. I am more excited about that than the actual outcome. If I could, I would take Election '08 behind the house and beat it with a stick. It came too early, it ate everything in the fridge and drank all the beer, and it hung around the house expecting us to entertain it. I cannot wait to boot its ass, its controversies real and invented, its sound bites, rallying cries and talking heads, and especially its "zomg the polls!" drama, to the curb.
Also, in 48 hours it will be my wedding anniversary.
I think we should celebrate both.