I have had pictures requested.
First, art history: Spud poses for William Adolphe Bouguereau's "The Story Book." Compare, the Spud:
"The Story Book":
To give lie to the appearance that the baby never does anything but smile:
(Still cute, though.)
And here's the little miscreant trying to gouge out his aunt's eyes and choke off his Pops's oxygen supply:
...Nah, he's too cute to be evil. Right?